Writings

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Farmers Morning

Woke up hello to the rooster

My bed is so dirty

This is what a farm life is

When you just turned thirty

When I ate the chicken

I'm dying of salmonella poisining

I forgot you need to cook it

I'm a proud christain farmer who is 30 years old

HATRED

Today scientists discovered a new whale he's red green

He's green yellow (help)

She is red green blue

Yellow pink AH!

Curple STOP IT!

This whale he's yellow black green

AHH!

She's whale yellow blue blue red

AAAAAGHHHH!!!

I'VE TURNED INTO A MONSTER AND I'LL EAT THE WHOLE WORLD!

HATRED 2

He's a fully red traffic light

He won't even say "I"

Because he abandoned himself

Somehow hatred survived

He stretched for a million miles

Now nobody else is left to take

Just his hatred left to hate

Despair in the Family

I have an evil grandma

She casts spells

My grandma turned my brother

Into a dog

I do a backflip

F**k this life

My evil grandma

Can't be defeated

Human Buses

Human buses with souls trapped inside

All they can do is ride

Together parked in the Human lot

They learned about crying a lot

Nowthe routes are smeared

Drivers can't see through the tears

They all crashed and killed everyone

They But now they souls are free

Bass Pro Shops Mega Hotel Review

Hey sis look at what Im doing

Im leaning over the edge

Wow this mega hotel is so high

Everyone down there looks like ants

Oh my god lane you're about to fall

No I'm not shut up

Wow this is so cool

Ahhh

Capitalism

Google Google Apple

Apple Apple Google

Google Apple Apple

Apple Google Google

Apple Google Apple

Google Apple Google

Apple Apple Apple

Google Google Google

Microsoft

Govermnemt

Tall chalk men eating candles

In a room drenched in kerosene

They tried to lock the Sun away

But it cracks the sacred stone

And the structure collapses

In a Mariana sea of paper

Digging their way out

Plotting to rise once again

Plastic

Im a box

And I'm made of plastic???

Okay and I'm purple too

DONT SQUISH ME

DON'T DO THAT

No legs just edge

I'm lowkey edging

Hell nah

P*rn

Hah

Hah

Hah

Cyurr

Hah

Cyurr

Hah

Sad people party

Welcome to the party I'm Hailey

We're sad here we eat ice cream

You and we sit on the wooden floor

And eat ice cream

You're happy you have to leave

Leave bitch

Car crash news

Welcome back to car crash news

We don't really know what to do

There wasnt any car crashes today

So I guess it's all over?

A MILLION KNIVES STAB YOUR BLOOD AND DIE DIE

She's got so many holes now!